This guy was coming on way too strong so I told him I had a girlfriend.

He hasn’t texted me all day 😏

triponbroknbeats:

Portlandia
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relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

  • bomb: 0:05
  • five minutes later
  • bomb: 0:04
  • yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

    gallows-calibrating:

    one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris